Moderately Happy to Help - Funny Retail Worker and Colleague Greetings Card
Moderately Happy to Help - Funny Retail Worker and Colleague Greetings Card
Let’s be honest: your colleague definitely deserves a raise, but since that’s not in this year’s budget, this hilarious, sarcastic greeting card is the next best thing!
Featuring a retro "Hi! I’m... MODERATELY HAPPY TO HELP" name badge design complete with a hilariously unamused neutral smiley face, this card perfectly captures the reality of the retail grind. Below the badge, the text reads: "You deserve a raise but you'll have to make do with a card."
Whether it's for a favourite co-worker’s birthday, or a funny message for your work bestie, this card is guaranteed to bring laughs to the aisles.
Product Specifications
Design: Features ‘Moderately Happy to Help’ name badge and a typewriter-style font with ‘You deserve a raise but you’ll have to make do with a card’ written underneath on a soft pastel pink background
Interior: Left blank for your own heartfelt (or equally sarcastic) personal message.
Size: Standard 15.2 × 10.2 cm (6x4" in old money) greetings card
High Quality: Printed on Gloss finish 280gsm cardstock for a sturdy, premium feel.
What’s Included: Comes with kraft paper envelope
Shipping: Free shipping included!
Funny retail shop worker Birthday/Thank you/Gift Greetings Card
Shipping
Estimated production time:
2–5 working days
Estimated UK delivery:
2–4 working days after dispatch
Before your order begins its journey, each item is printed especially for you. Unlike mass-produced products, we only create your item once you've placed your order. This means production can take several working days before your parcel is ready to be shipped.
Once your order has been printed, it will be carefully packed and dispatched. Delivery times begin after your order has been produced, so your total delivery time includes both production and shipping.
We know waiting a little longer isn't always ideal, and we truly appreciate your patience. By producing items only when they're ordered, we avoid unnecessary overproduction and excess waste, making our process more environmentally responsible than traditional retail. It's a small change that helps reduce our environmental impact, and we're grateful you're choosing to support a more sustainable way of shopping.
Thank you for your understanding and for supporting a small business that values quality, thoughtful production, and sustainability.
Returns Policy
Refund & Returns Policy
Our Products
All of our products are made to order through our trusted print-on-demand production partner. As each item is produced specifically for your order, we do not accept returns or exchanges for change of mind, incorrect sizing, or ordering mistakes.
Please check product descriptions, sizing guides and your order details carefully before completing your purchase.
Returns & Exchanges
As our items are made to order, we do not offer returns or exchanges unless an item arrives:
- Faulty or defective;
- Damaged during transit; or
- Incorrect due to our error.
This policy does not affect your statutory rights under UK consumer law.
Faulty, Damaged or Incorrect Items
If your order arrives faulty, damaged or incorrect, please contact us within 14 days of delivery by emailing support@retailertherapy.co.uk
Please include:
- Your order number;
- A description of the issue; and
- Clear photographs showing the fault or damage.
We will review your claim as quickly as possible and, where appropriate, offer either:
- A replacement item at no additional cost; or
- A full refund to your original payment method.
No Return Required
If we approve your refund or replacement request for a faulty or damaged item, you will not be required to return the item. You may keep, recycle or dispose of it responsibly unless we specifically request otherwise.
Refund Processing
Approved refunds will be issued to your original payment method. Once processed, refunds typically appear within 5–10 working days, depending on your bank or payment provider.
Shipping charges will also be refunded where required by law or where the issue was due to our error.
Contact Us
For all refund enquiries, please contact:
Email: support@retailertherapy.co.uk
We aim to respond to all enquiries within 2 working days.
Your Statutory Rights
Nothing in this policy limits or excludes your rights under applicable UK consumer law. If your goods are faulty, not as described or not of satisfactory quality, you are entitled to the remedies available under the Consumer Rights Act 2015.
