Oh, Are You Closing? - Funny Retail Worker and Colleague Greetings Card
Oh, Are You Closing? - Funny Retail Worker and Colleague Greetings Card
There is a special place in the retail hall of fame for the customer who wanders into a shop past closing time, looks at the turned-off lights, the staff sweeping up, and asks the ultimate forbidden question. This hilarious, relatable greeting card perfectly captures that exact moment of shared retail trauma!
The front features a brilliantly funny illustration of an oblivious, smiling late-night shopper stepping into a supermarket aisle, asking "OH, ARE YOU CLOSING?" while the visibly exhausted staff are busy locking the doors, sweeping the floors, and emptying the bins.
Whether it's a birthday card for your favourite retail colleague, a funny message for a work bestie who survived a late shift with you, or a cheeky leaving card for a teammate escaping the customer service grind, this card is guaranteed to bring loud laughs to the staff room.
Product Specifications
Design: Features the comic illustration 'Oh, Are You Closing?' in a high-quality graphic print layout.
Interior: Left blank for your own heartfelt or sarcastic personal message.
Size: Standard 15.2cm x 10.2cm / 6" x 4" (in old money) greetings card.
High Quality: Printed on Gloss finish 280gsm cardstock for a sturdy, premium feel.
What’s Included: Comes with kraft paper envelope.
Shipping: Free shipping included!
Funny retail shop worker Birthday/Thank you/Gift Greetings Card.
Shipping
Estimated production time:
2–5 working days
Estimated UK delivery:
2–4 working days after dispatch
Before your order begins its journey, each item is printed especially for you. Unlike mass-produced products, we only create your item once you've placed your order. This means production can take several working days before your parcel is ready to be shipped.
Once your order has been printed, it will be carefully packed and dispatched. Delivery times begin after your order has been produced, so your total delivery time includes both production and shipping.
We know waiting a little longer isn't always ideal, and we truly appreciate your patience. By producing items only when they're ordered, we avoid unnecessary overproduction and excess waste, making our process more environmentally responsible than traditional retail. It's a small change that helps reduce our environmental impact, and we're grateful you're choosing to support a more sustainable way of shopping.
Thank you for your understanding and for supporting a small business that values quality, thoughtful production, and sustainability.
Returns Policy
Refund & Returns Policy
Our Products
All of our products are made to order through our trusted print-on-demand production partner. As each item is produced specifically for your order, we do not accept returns or exchanges for change of mind, incorrect sizing, or ordering mistakes.
Please check product descriptions, sizing guides and your order details carefully before completing your purchase.
Returns & Exchanges
As our items are made to order, we do not offer returns or exchanges unless an item arrives:
- Faulty or defective;
- Damaged during transit; or
- Incorrect due to our error.
This policy does not affect your statutory rights under UK consumer law.
Faulty, Damaged or Incorrect Items
If your order arrives faulty, damaged or incorrect, please contact us within 14 days of delivery by emailing support@retailertherapy.co.uk
Please include:
- Your order number;
- A description of the issue; and
- Clear photographs showing the fault or damage.
We will review your claim as quickly as possible and, where appropriate, offer either:
- A replacement item at no additional cost; or
- A full refund to your original payment method.
No Return Required
If we approve your refund or replacement request for a faulty or damaged item, you will not be required to return the item. You may keep, recycle or dispose of it responsibly unless we specifically request otherwise.
Refund Processing
Approved refunds will be issued to your original payment method. Once processed, refunds typically appear within 5–10 working days, depending on your bank or payment provider.
Shipping charges will also be refunded where required by law or where the issue was due to our error.
Contact Us
For all refund enquiries, please contact:
Email: support@retailertherapy.co.uk
We aim to respond to all enquiries within 2 working days.
Your Statutory Rights
Nothing in this policy limits or excludes your rights under applicable UK consumer law. If your goods are faulty, not as described or not of satisfactory quality, you are entitled to the remedies available under the Consumer Rights Act 2015.
