Losing Faith in Humanity One Customer at a Time - Funny Retail Worker and Colleague Greetings Card
Losing Faith in Humanity One Customer at a Time - Funny Retail Worker and Colleague Greetings Card
Whether it's for a co-worker’s birthday, or a thank you to a bestie who’s stuck working the aisles, this greetings card featuring a retro, trade-marked 'Retail™' logo, and the slogan 'Losing faith in humanity one customer at a time' is guaranteed to bring a smile and a melancholy nod of recognition to any retail worker’s day.
Product Specifications
Design: Features the phrase ‘Retail - Losing faith in humanity one customer at a time’ in a bold typeface with a blue background.
Interior: Left blank for your own personal message.
Size: Standard 15.2 × 10.2 cm (6x4" in old money) greetings card
High Quality: Printed on Gloss finish 280gsm cardstock for a sturdy, premium feel.
What’s Included: Comes with kraft paper envelope
Shipping: Free shipping included!
Funny retail shop worker Birthday/Thank you/Gift Greetings Card
Shipping
Estimated production time:
2–5 working days
Estimated UK delivery:
2–4 working days after dispatch
Before your order begins its journey, each item is printed especially for you. Unlike mass-produced products, we only create your item once you've placed your order. This means production can take several working days before your parcel is ready to be shipped.
Once your order has been printed, it will be carefully packed and dispatched. Delivery times begin after your order has been produced, so your total delivery time includes both production and shipping.
We know waiting a little longer isn't always ideal, and we truly appreciate your patience. By producing items only when they're ordered, we avoid unnecessary overproduction and excess waste, making our process more environmentally responsible than traditional retail. It's a small change that helps reduce our environmental impact, and we're grateful you're choosing to support a more sustainable way of shopping.
Thank you for your understanding and for supporting a small business that values quality, thoughtful production, and sustainability.
Returns Policy
Refund & Returns Policy
Our Products
All of our products are made to order through our trusted print-on-demand production partner. As each item is produced specifically for your order, we do not accept returns or exchanges for change of mind, incorrect sizing, or ordering mistakes.
Please check product descriptions, sizing guides and your order details carefully before completing your purchase.
Returns & Exchanges
As our items are made to order, we do not offer returns or exchanges unless an item arrives:
- Faulty or defective;
- Damaged during transit; or
- Incorrect due to our error.
This policy does not affect your statutory rights under UK consumer law.
Faulty, Damaged or Incorrect Items
If your order arrives faulty, damaged or incorrect, please contact us within 14 days of delivery by emailing support@retailertherapy.co.uk
Please include:
- Your order number;
- A description of the issue; and
- Clear photographs showing the fault or damage.
We will review your claim as quickly as possible and, where appropriate, offer either:
- A replacement item at no additional cost; or
- A full refund to your original payment method.
No Return Required
If we approve your refund or replacement request for a faulty or damaged item, you will not be required to return the item. You may keep, recycle or dispose of it responsibly unless we specifically request otherwise.
Refund Processing
Approved refunds will be issued to your original payment method. Once processed, refunds typically appear within 5–10 working days, depending on your bank or payment provider.
Shipping charges will also be refunded where required by law or where the issue was due to our error.
Contact Us
For all refund enquiries, please contact:
Email: support@retailertherapy.co.uk
We aim to respond to all enquiries within 2 working days.
Your Statutory Rights
Nothing in this policy limits or excludes your rights under applicable UK consumer law. If your goods are faulty, not as described or not of satisfactory quality, you are entitled to the remedies available under the Consumer Rights Act 2015.
