{"title":"Mugs","description":"","products":[{"product_id":"white-11oz-ceramic-mug","title":"The Customer is Always Right -  Funny Retail Worker and Colleague Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eEvery customer service worker needs a shield against the absolute lie of the industry’s most famous phrase. This hilarious, sarcastic coffee mug perfectly serves up the real history of retail with a brew of bold, witty truth!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFeaturing bold retro typography, the front of the mug proclaims \"THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS RIGHT*\"—underlined by an incredibly accurate, laugh-out-loud footnote explaining what that actually means.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhether you're hunting for a brilliant birthday gift for your retail bestie, a leaving present for a fellow customer service survivor, or you just want a bold statement piece to sip your tea from while listening to customer complaints, this mug is guaranteed to be a hit in the staff room.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch5\u003eFull text reads\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Customer is Always Right\u003c\/strong\u003e*:  *This quotation is commonly cited in an abbreviated form. In full it reads: ‘the customer is always right, in matters of taste.’ In other words, good service means letting your customer buy the jacket that makes them look ridiculous or the jeans that clearly don't fit, if that's what they want. It does not mean they are an expert in pricing, stock control, logistics, merchandising planograms, company policy vs retail law, or that they know with absolute certainty that there must be 'one out back.'\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch5\u003eProduct Specifications\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eDesign:\u003c\/b\u003e Features the slogan 'The Customer is Always Right' in black text followed by a sarcastic paragraph explaining why the customer is not always right. Printed on a clean, vibrant white ceramic mug.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eCapacity:\u003c\/b\u003e Standard 11oz \/ 312ml mug—the ultimate size for your essential tea or coffee breaks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/b\u003e Mug Height 96mm, Bottom Diameter 80mm.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eEasy Care:\u003c\/b\u003e 100% dishwasher and microwave safe for effortless everyday workplace use.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003ePremium \u0026amp; Safe:\u003c\/b\u003e Complies fully with EU regulatory requirements on dangerous substances (lead and cadmium) leachable from ceramic drinkware, so you can sip with peace of mind.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eShipping:\u003c\/b\u003e Delivered safely in protective packaging.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eFunny retail shop worker and office tea\/coffee break novelty mug.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Retailer Therapy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":62230486876490,"sku":"CUSTMUG","price":6.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1049\/8044\/7562\/files\/CUSTMUG_01_main.webp?v=1781767519"},{"product_id":"moderately-happy-to-help-mug","title":"Moderately Happy to Help - Funny Retail Worker and Colleague Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003eYour enthusiasm for stocking shelves and attending the till might be capped at \"moderate,\" but your passion for hot drinks and breaks is completely unmatched! This hilarious, sarcastic mug is the perfect way to survive the daily grind, one sip at a time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFeaturing a retro \"Hi! I’m... MODERATELY HAPPY TO HELP\" name badge design complete with a hilariously unamused neutral smiley face, this mug captures the exact reality of customer service and retail life. Below the badge, the typewriter-style font delivers the ultimate truth: \u003ci\u003e\"Always happy for a tea break.\"\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhether you're looking for a funny gift for a co-worker's birthday, a brilliant Secret Santa present for a work bestie, or a bold statement piece to see what chaos ensues when you hold it proudly during the morning huddle this mug is guaranteed to turn heads in the staff break room.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch5\u003eProduct Specifications\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eDesign:\u003c\/b\u003e Features the anarchic ‘Moderately Happy to Help’ name badge with ‘Always happy for a tea break’ printed on a clean, vibrant white ceramic backdrop.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eCapacity:\u003c\/b\u003e Standard 11oz \/ 312ml mug—the ultimate size for your essential tea or coffee breaks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/b\u003e Mug Height 96mm, Bottom Diameter 80mm.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eEasy Care:\u003c\/b\u003e 100% dishwasher and microwave safe for effortless everyday workplace use.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003ePremium \u0026amp; Safe:\u003c\/b\u003e Complies fully with EU regulatory requirements on dangerous substances (lead and cadmium) leachable from ceramic drinkware, so you can sip with peace of mind.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eShipping:\u003c\/b\u003e Delivered safely in protective packaging.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eFunny retail shop worker and office tea\/coffee break novelty mug.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Retailer Therapy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":62355147096394,"sku":"MODERATELYMUG","price":6.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1049\/8044\/7562\/files\/MODERATELYMUG_01_main.webp?v=1781775212"},{"product_id":"oh-are-you-closing-funny-retail-worker-and-colleague-mug","title":"Oh, Are You Closing? - Funny Retail Worker and Colleague Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003eThere is a special place in the retail hall of fame for the customer who wanders into a shop past closing time, looks at the turned-off lights, the staff sweeping up, and asks the ultimate forbidden question. This hilarious, relatable mug perfectly captures that exact moment of shared retail trauma!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe image features a brilliantly funny illustration of an oblivious, smiling late-night shopper stepping into a supermarket aisle, asking \u003ci\u003e\"OH, ARE YOU CLOSING?\"\u003c\/i\u003e while the visibly exhausted staff are busy locking the doors, sweeping the floors, and emptying the bins.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhether it's a birthday present for your favourite retail colleague, a funny gift for a work bestie who survived a late shift with you, or a treat for yourself,  this mug is guaranteed to bring loud laughs to the staff room.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch5\u003eProduct Specifications\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eDesign:\u003c\/b\u003e Features the comic illustration 'Oh, Are You Closing?' in a high-quality graphic. 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Printed on a clean, vibrant white ceramic mug.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eCapacity:\u003c\/b\u003e Standard 11oz \/ 312ml mug—the ultimate size for your essential tea or coffee breaks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/b\u003e Mug Height 96mm, Bottom Diameter 80mm.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eEasy Care:\u003c\/b\u003e 100% dishwasher and microwave safe for effortless everyday workplace use.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003ePremium \u0026amp; Safe:\u003c\/b\u003e Complies fully with EU regulatory requirements on dangerous substances (lead and cadmium) leachable from ceramic drinkware, so you can sip with peace of mind.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eShipping:\u003c\/b\u003e Delivered safely in protective packaging.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eFunny retail shop worker and office tea\/coffee break novelty mug.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Retailer Therapy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":62668969181514,"sku":"DOYOUMUG","price":6.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1049\/8044\/7562\/files\/DOUYOUMUG_01_main.webp?v=1783700849"},{"product_id":"customer-quote-bingo-funny-retail-worker-and-colleague-greetings-card-1","title":"Customer Quote Bingo - Funny Retail Worker and Colleague Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003eYes, people do say that all the time. All. The. Time.  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhether it's for a co-worker’s birthday, or a thank you to a family member who’s stuck working the aisles, this mug a fun and relatable game of customer quote bingo cartoon is guaranteed to bring a smile and nod of recognition to any retail worker’s day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch5\u003eQuotes\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"Excuse me, do you work here?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"You moved it just to annoy us\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"Can't you open another till?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"But I got one here last week\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"Last of the big spenders\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"You know the customer is always right\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"This trolley has got a mind of its own\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"I bet people say that all the time\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"Have you checked out back?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"If it doesn't scan, it must be free!\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"I'd like to speak to the manager\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"This doesn't have a price, it must be free\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"Cheer up, it might never happen!\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"I can get that cheaper in another shop\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"Oh, are you closing?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch5\u003eProduct Specifications\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eDesign:\u003c\/b\u003e Features a humorous game of customer quote bingo in an orange and blue colour theme.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eCapacity:\u003c\/b\u003e Standard 11oz \/ 312ml mug—the ultimate size for your essential tea or coffee breaks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/b\u003e Mug Height 96mm, Bottom Diameter 80mm.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eEasy Care:\u003c\/b\u003e 100% dishwasher and microwave safe for effortless everyday workplace use.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003ePremium \u0026amp; Safe:\u003c\/b\u003e Complies fully with EU regulatory requirements on dangerous substances (lead and cadmium) leachable from ceramic drinkware, so you can sip with peace of mind.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eShipping: \u003c\/b\u003eDelivered safely in protective packaging.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eFunny retail shop worker and office tea\/coffee break novelty mug.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Retailer Therapy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":62669185155402,"sku":"BINGOMUG","price":6.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1049\/8044\/7562\/files\/BINGOMUG_01_main.webp?v=1784007937"}],"url":"https:\/\/retailertherapy.co.uk\/collections\/mugs.oembed","provider":"Retailer Therapy","version":"1.0","type":"link"}